Ramblings of a Someage Nobody
Skyfall is where we start
A thousand miles and poles apart
Where worlds collide and days are dark.

kilehfileh:

sixtrenchcoatsinthetardis:

Can I just say that I love how West Collins is 2 years old and basically has his own fandom already

Like has any other toddler accomplished this ever

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Who’s gonna hold his hand now?

pizza:

rockandkrull:

pizza:

i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it

actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse

i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post 

foodtrucker:

dajeve:

foodtrucker:

turning up to a corporate job interview with a hawaiian shirt and some confidence

You think a big boy like me is scared of a little child like you? Give me a break. Why don’t you go drink some juice and play with your choo choo trains and let us adults do the big boy talk.

You’re a joke

what

genderikari:

siliconedrops:

genderikari:

real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.

I stopped reading at “real women”

you should have kept reading

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan