I just wanna hold your hand and give you eskimo kisses that ain’t make me gay
fun fact: I typo’d video games today as “video dames” and then was saddened that this is not the common term for girl gamers
sounds like something I want embroidered on the back of a leather jacket
I suddenly want to start a gang.
Hell. Fucking. Yes.
ＭＡＫＥ Ａ ＣＯＮＴʀＡＣＴ ＭＡᴋᴇ Ａ ＣＯＮᴛＲＡＣＴ ＭＡᴄＥ ᴀᴀᴀ ᴄＣᴄＯＮＴＲＡＣᴛ ＭＡＫＥ Ａ ＣＯＮＴＲＡＣＴᴄＯɴᴛʀᴀᴄᴛ ＭᴀᴀＡᴀᴀＡᴀＫᴇ ᴇＡ ＣＯＮᴛʀＲʀＡＣＴ ＭＡＫＥ ᴀ ＣＯɴＴʀʀＡＣＴ ＭＡᴄＥ Ａ ＣᴏＮＴʀＣＯＮɴＴＣＯＮᴛ ᴛ ᴛＴʀＣᴏＮＴＲＡᴋＴ
things to say during sex
- gee whiz
- are you feeling it now mister krabs
- shark bait ooh ha ha
- lets win this for mother russia
- whats your gamertag
- getcha head in the game
- PULL THE LEVER KRONK
A deal you just can’t go slow for.
aaron tveit is a huge taylor swift fan and decided to have his dumb live performance of her biggest hit professionally recorded and released in soul-searing HQ
Thor: “fist me captain america”
Tony: “thor i told u, it’s fist pump”
tryna cheer up a friend whom you really adore is so hard its like trying to convince the sun of its own warmth
In grade 7, my geography teacher told me that
backwards is naive, and that it’s really just tap water
and that was when I decided there is no good in the world and the government lies
literally want to be rich for the clothes
casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are