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remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
her date did too
when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2
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You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
omfg me on my 19th Birthday trying to pee at a 711
dude I was like pep talking myself to pee cause that shit was sO DIFFICULT I ALMOST FELL OVER
the snack that smiles back
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need 5,000,000 signatures
i know there’s enough bloggers out there
hell sign twice using different emails.
TOMORROW IS THE 23RD OF NOVEMBER ISN’T IT?
#if we reblog this every day for the next six months eventually it will be true
Dude you could have bought like 3800 tacos why did you buy a car
People were talking about how it would suck if Moffat wrote an episode of Supernatural and I had to agree and then I made a thing of what it would probably be like and got carried away.
You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
NEW FAVORITE POKEMON FUSION EVER
fuckin legendary-ass piece of shit look at this
The year is 2019
The residents of wee waa have pledge their souls to their daft punk over lords and paint half of their body chrome, and the other half gold. It is permanent dress code to wear helmets of either Thomas, or Guy, anyone who steps out of dress code shall be run out of town or killed by the oldest resident on the last full moon of the month.
WAIT DID I JUST DESCRIBE THE PLOT TO ELECTROMA
If you think this is a joke then you’re not in college yet.
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